Nursery Rhymes
Friday 11th November
I received an email yesterday with a whole load of these in, but these ones are my faves:
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs.
Mary had another skirt
’twas split right up the front,
but she didn’t wear that one very often.Simple Simon met a Pieman,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said “F*ck him, He’s only an egg.”
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